She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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