Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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