how hairy? two words: wookie tits
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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