He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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