Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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