Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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