you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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