There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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