funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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