Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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