I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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