HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
No subtext here. People are naked.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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