nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the condom got lost in my hair
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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