She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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