tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she peed on how many people?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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