I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
