No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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