she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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