im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You coming home soon, man?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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