So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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