Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
