she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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