do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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