He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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