You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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