Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
dude. I can hear the air.
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