oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Sober January is a disaster.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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