yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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