weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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