normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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