chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize