no. you can't hotbox the world.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just high enough for therapy.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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