but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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