It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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