I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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