Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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