Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
