is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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