Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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