bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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