were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
pop tarts are not kleenex
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Success! We fucked roommates!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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