Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And then my night got REAL pukey
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
