Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
