Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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