omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
