I think i peed on brittanys purse
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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