You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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