They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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