I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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