is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
