The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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