i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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