is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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