Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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