Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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