So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
