Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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